It's a little-known fact that the first guy who ever existed was a bit of a mess.
His name was Bob, and he was stuck in an infinite loop of redirects.
He tried to buy a sandwich, but the website kept sending him to a different page every time he clicked on it.
He tried to watch a cat video, but it kept buffering.
He even tried to take a nap, but his browser kept popping up with "Please wait, redirecting..." messages.
In the end, Bob just wanted a simple, uncomplicated existence. Alas, it was not to be.
But don't worry, we have statistics on Bob's redirect woes: