RegulationsRodeo / Rule 3: No Lassoing The Lone Star

By order of the Galactic Union of Interstellar Bureaucrats, all citizens are hereby forbidden from attempting to lasso the Lone Star, that celestial behemoth of unbridled energy and chaos.

Failure to comply with this regulation will result in the immediate revocation of your space-faring privileges, including but not limited to:

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