Regulatory Ride Rodeo Rules

Warning: These rules are in no way binding, but may cause excessive head spinning.

Rule 1: All participants must wear matching neon pink cowboy hats, or face disqualification.

Failure to comply will result in penalties, including but not limited to:

• Loss of all points
• Forfeiting of snacks
• Temporary suspension from the Regulatory Ride Rodeo

Rule 2: No use of actual talent or skill will be tolerated. All participants must rely solely on luck, chance, and sheer dumb luck.

Exceptions will be made for participants who can convincingly fake it, but only if they can do so with a 90% or higher confidence rating.

Remember, folks: the Regulatory Ride Rodeo is all about having fun while pretending to be something you're not.