Rodeo Riders Rule 1: Costume Code

Section A: Article 1

Wearing costumes in the Rodeo Riders Arena is a right and a privilege. Riders are expected to dress according to the following guidelines:

• Riders shall wear a hat of sufficient height to cover their balding head
• Riders shall don a coat of sufficient length to conceal their questionable fashion sense
• Riders shall don a pair of boots of sufficient size to crush the spirits of their fellow competitors

Section B: Exceptions

Exceptions to these rules will be made on a case-by-case basis, but only for Riders with a valid Doctor's note, or if they have been previously approved by the Rodeo Riders' Fashion Committee (RRFC).

Requests for exceptions should be submitted at least 24 hours in advance, and are subject to approval by the RRFC.

RRFC Members are not accountable for their decisions, and will be referred to as "The Fashion Dictators" in all official correspondence.

Section C: Penalties

Dress Code Infraction

Any rider found in breach of these rules shall be subject to penalties, including but not limited to:

• Public shaming on the Rodeo Riders' social media channels
• Removal from competition for a period of not less than 30 days
• Assignment of a new, humiliating nickname (e.g., "The Fashion Faux Pas")

Repeat offenders will be subject to increased penalties, including but not limited to:

• Loss of privileges to wear their favorite sparkly vest
• Exile to the Rodeo Riders' Fashion Prison for a period of not less than 90 days

Proceed to Rule 2: Costume Conduct