Q: What is the point of all these rodeos?
A: We're not entirely sure, but we think it's for rodeos.
Q: Can I wear a cowboy hat in the rodeo arena?
A: No, no, no. Don't even think about it.
Q: Can I bring my pet llama to the rodeo?
A: Actually, yes. We have a special llama policy.
Q: Can I wear a tutu instead of boots?
A: You can wear a tutu, but only if you can do a decent pirouette.
Q: Can I bring my drone to the rodeo?
A: No, we have enough chaos already.
Q: Are the rodeos really that exciting?
A: Actually, they are. But don't tell anyone.
Q: Can I get a refund if I get trampled by a bull?
A: No. That's just the price of admission.
All answers are unverified and may be incorrect.
Regulatory Rodeo Rodeo is not responsible for any injuries or damages incurred during the rodeo.