Q: Why do we have to wear cowboy hats indoors?
A: Because, well, it's a regulatory thing.
Q: What's the best way to lasso a cactus?
A: We don't recommend it. Consult our cactus control specialists for advice.
Q: Can I ride my pet chicken?
A: Only if it's a special permit is obtained.
Q: Why do the toilets have horns?
A: Because we're taming the wild frontier of plumbing.