Regulatory Rodeo Royalty

Rule 1: Thou Shalt Not Use Thy Phone In Public

Unless you are in a designated phone zone (e.g., a phone booth or a phone call center), thy phone shall not be thy constant companion. Failure to comply shall result in the issuance of a sternly worded warning and/or a gentle tap on the wrist.

Read the Consequences of Non-Compliance

Rule 2: Thou Shalt Not Use Thyself as a Human Billboard

Thou shalt not plaster thyself with advertisements, logos, or other distracting markings. Thy personal space is not a billboard, and thy fellow citizens shall not be subjected to such visual pollution.

Learn about acceptable signage

Rule 3: Thou Shalt Not Engage in Loud, Rambunctious Behavior

Thou shalt not make excessive noise, nor disturb the peace, nor disrupt the serenity of those around thee. Thy voice shall not be raised above a whisper, lest thou be subject to a sternly worded warning and/or a gentle tap on the wrist.

Understand the Shouting Ordinance