A: It's the most thrilling, the most unpredictable, the most utterly absurd regulatory compliance conference in the multiverse.
Q: Is it really worth attending?
A: If you enjoy existential dread, crippling anxiety, and the faint scent of desperation, then yes, it's a real wild ride.
Q: Can I wear my cowboy boots to the conference?
A: Absolutely not. You'll stick out like a sore thumb, or rather, like a sore cowboy boot.
Q: Will there be free Wi-Fi?
A: Only for the first 5 minutes, then you'll need to pay for the pleasure of using our overpriced, slow-as-molasses internet.
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