Welcome to the Regulatory Rodeo Ruckus

Red Tape Reform: Because Who Needs Efficiency, Anyway?

Here at the Regulatory Rodeo Ruckus, we pride ourselves on making things as complicated as possible. Our team of expert bureaucrats have carefully crafted a labyrinthine system of forms, permits, and licenses designed to drive you mad.

Forms and Applications

Don't worry, we won't make you fill out the same form twice... or three times... or four times. No, really, just five times. And then there's the follow-up forms, and the additional forms, and the supplementary forms...

Form A-1: The Original Form Form A-2: The Sequel Form A-3: The Prequel

Licenses and Permits

Don't even get us started on the licenses and permits. We've got a whole department dedicated to making sure you've got the right paperwork for every little thing. And don't worry, it'll take a while. Like, a really long while.

License A: The Permit to Permit Permit B: The License to License

Warning: Don't Even Think About Trying to Navigate This Place

Unless you enjoy a good existential crisis, stay far, far away. Or, like, just come on in and try. We'll be here, twiddling our thumbs, waiting for your soul to wither away.

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