Article 1 of 3: "You're Not Even Allowed To Question Our Authority, You're Not Allowed To Ask Questions, and You're Not Allowed to Use the Bathroom Without Our Permission"
Subsection 1.1: "We're Not Joking, We're Not Even Joking, You're Just Not Allowed To Be Joking"
Go to Rule 2: "Don't Even Bother Trying To Understand, Just Do What You're Told"