Our singing groups are not for the faint of heart, nor for those who value their ears. We welcome all those who can barely carry a tune, those who shriek like a cat in heat, and those who warble like a wet cat in a bathtub.
Our expert instructors will guide you through the basics of singing, but let's be real, you're probably still gonna suck. Don't worry, though - we have plenty of earplugs on hand, and a firehose of constructive criticism.
Join us for our regular sessions of: Tune Dampening Techniques, Crescendo Control Class, or Auto-Tune Intervention.
Or, you know, just show up and hope for the best. We won't judge you. Much.