In the spirit of the great philosopher Albert Einstein, who once said "Theories are idle, it is experiments that are dangerous."
Relativism is not just a theory of physics, but a way of life. It's like, you know, everything is relative. Except for Tuesdays. Tuesdays are always bad.
So, like, if you're ever in a situation where you have to choose between two options, just remember: it's all relative, man.
But don't try to apply this to your love life, that's just too much relative. Trust me, I've been there.