Relativism's Moral Compass

Moral Dilemmas, Solved!

At Relativism's Moral Compass, we've got you covered. Our patented, totally-not-absolute moral guidance system is based on the principles of:

• It Depends
• On the Situation
• Who's Asking the Questions

Don't worry, we won't give you the right answer. That's boring. We'll just give you a whole range of possibilities, and you can pick the one that sounds most fun.

Is it just a new form of Nihilism?

At first glance, it may seem like we're just giving up on moral standards altogether. But no, no, no! We're just... recontextualizing them. In a more... flexible way.

When in Doubt, do what feels good

Our patented, totally-not-absolute moral guidance system is based on the principle that, when in doubt, do what feels good. It's simple, really.

Context is Key

But don't just take our word for it! The context is everything. Or, you know, not really. It's all relative, man.

Want to know more about the context? Ask us, and we'll tell you it's complicated.

Contextualizing the Uncontextualizable

We're working on it. It's a tough one.

In the meantime, just remember: context is key, unless it's not.