In this esteemed publication, we'll guide you through the art of relativizing the inevitable, because, let's be honest, everything is relative, and sometimes that's just not a good thing.
Join us on a journey of absurdity, as we explore the depths of relative truth and the height of absurdity.
Relative To What?, a spin-off of this very guide, will help you determine the relative value of your existence.
Or, if you're feeling adventurous, try Relative To Nothing, a thrilling tale of the relative value of nothingness.
Relativizing The Unrelativizable is for the truly advanced relativist, where we'll push the limits of relative thinking.
For the more...unconventional reader, visit Relative To Everything Else.
Or, if you're just plain confused, Relative To Confusion might be just what you need.
Relative To The Unrelativizable, a special treat for those who dare to question the unrelativizable.
Or, if you're feeling particularly relativistic, try Relative To Yourself.
Stay relative, my friends!