Welcome to the most relatable guide on the web. Here, we'll dive into the intricacies of being late, because, let's face it, who needs to be on time, anyway?
It all starts with the concept of Lateness as a Social Construct. We explore how our society has come to accept, nay, celebrate being late as a norm.
But what's the science behind it? Dive into The Physics of Being Late, where we'll examine the laws of motion and time dilation.
And, of course, we can't forget Lateness as a Cultural Artifact, where we'll discuss how our collective lateness has shaped our art, music, and memes.
Stay tuned for more chapters, or, you know, whenever we get around to it.