Welcome to Relativism Time Heist, where time is a social construct and everyone gets to be right!…
We're glad you asked for this, because, honestly, we were just sitting around doing nothing. But now we have a purpose: Stealing time from people who insist on being punctual.
Learn about our time theft methods (They're very advanced, don't worry.)
Meet some of our victims (Don't worry, they're all in therapy now.)
Or, if you're feeling adventurous, you can steal a lot of time from someone. We have a strict policy of not getting caught, but no promises.
Our motto: "Because who needs schedules, really?"
Is it even moral to steal time? (Spoiler: we don't care.)
But don't just take our word for it! Read about our philosophical justifications for time theft.