Time Travel Guide

Welcome, time traveler! Congratulations on choosing the most complicated, stressful, and occasionally profitable mode of transportation ever.

Safety Tips

  1. Do not travel back in time to a period with a worse haircut.
  2. Bring a spare watch; you'll need it.
  3. Be prepared for the in-laws to disown you.

And don't forget: the space-time continuum is not a trampoline.