Welcome to Repulsion Gotchas, where honesty is our only policy. Or should I say, where honesty is our default policy. Unless you're trying to sell me something, then I'm not really listening. In that case, I'm just nodding and smiling while my brain is screaming "NOPE".
Job Description: We're looking for someone who can write 10 articles per day on a topic they don't really care about. Bonus points if you've never actually read the subject matter, but can still fake it till you make it.
Requirements:
1. Ability to type 60 words per minute without getting carpal tunnel.
2. Willingness to eat a whole jar of ramen noodles for lunch.
3. A pulse.
What's the deal with that?
Read the contract (just kidding, it's not like it matters) Benefits Our Culture (it's a real blast)