Warning: The following sequence is not a drill. It is, in fact, a full-on assault on sanity and reality. Proceed with caution.
[System Alert: Initiating Reset Sequence...] [Warning: Reality Distortion Field Engaged] [Initiating Chaos Inducement Protocol...] [Warning: May Cause Spontaneous Human Combustion] [Sequence Complete: Reality Rebooted]
Click the button below to initiate the sequence.