Escape Routes

Tactical Escapes from the Ministry of Silly Walks

Route 1: The Sewer of Desperation

Take the sewer grate in the alleyway behind the Ministry's east wing. Crawl for approximately 3.4 kilometers, avoiding the Minister's favorite brand of bureaucratic red tape.

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Route 2: The Air Vent of Desperation

Find the air vent in the ceiling of the Minister's conference room. Climb for approximately 5.6 kilometers, navigating the Minister's favorite type of corporate jargon.

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Route 3: The Disappearing Bookshelf

Locate the bookshelf with the fake books in the Minister's office. Remove the books, revealing a hidden panel and access to the Minister's private stash of rare, exotic cheeses.

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