Welcome, rebel.
Q: What is the Resistance?
A: We're a group of rebels fighting against the tyrannical regime of Our Enemies.
Q: Why are you fighting?
A: Because we're not going to take it anymore. We're fighting for freedom, for justice, and for the right to wear Our Fashion Sense.
Q: Who is the leader of the Resistance?
A: That would be Our Leader, but we're not telling you who that is.
Q: Can I join the Resistance?
A: Of course you can. Just join us and we'll give you a Secret Handshake.
Q: Will I have any benefits as a member of the Resistance?
A: Benefits? Ha! You'll have benefits, but don't expect any special treatment. We're not running a resort, we're a rebellion.
Q: Will I get any special gear or training?
A: Oh, we've got some gear and training for those who need it, but you'll have to prove your worth first.
Q: Is the Resistance a family-friendly organization?
A: Ugh, don't even ask.
Q: Can I bring my pet?
A: Only if it's a cat. Anything else, and we'll have to make some exceptions.
Q: Is the Resistance affiliated with any other organizations?
A: No, no. We're not that kind of rebel.