RESOLUTION-RESOLUTION 201: MANIFESTO

By the power invested in us, the Resolution-Resolution 201 manifesto declares:

1. We, the undersigned, vow to resolve to resolve, nay, to RE-SOLVE every conundrum life throws at us.
2. We will not be swayed by the whims of procrastination or the false promises of the 2-minute timer.
3. We shall not rest until every last puzzle is solved, every last thread is tied up, and every last cup of coffee is consumed!

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Fine print: By signing below, you acknowledge that you are ready to face the consequences of your own resolvableness.

I am resolved