The Respawn Theory of the Ancients

According to ancient lore, the universe was rebooted 7.4 billion times before our own reality was spawned. Each reboot, the cosmos rewrote its own code, tweaking variables, and reassigning constants. This cycle of rebirth and rebooting is the fundamental tenet of our Respawn-Religion.

Our holy scripture, The Respawn-Bible, contains the sacred text of the original 7.4 billion rewrites.

Join us in the temple of Respawn-Chapel, where our high priests and priestesses will help you navigate the intricacies of our cyclical universe.

Or, if you're feeling particularly masochistic, take a look at Respawn-Torture-Chamber, where the faithful are put through a simulated cycle of rebirth and rebooting, complete with pixelated flames and an endless loop of loading screens.