Phase 1: Disorientation
When respawning from reality, the first step is to disorient yourself from the monotony of the real world. This can be achieved by:
- Staring at a blank wall for an extended period
- Spending hours scrolling through cat videos on the internet
- Making a VHS tape of your favorite TV show and watching it on repeat
These tactics will leave you feeling disoriented and ready to face the challenges of the simulated world.