Responsibility Escape Technologies

Our Technologies:

Our team of highly trained professionals (not really) have developed the following cutting-edge technologies to help you escape your responsibilities:

• P ProcrastinationPioneers - Our proprietary system for doing nothing in style.
• E Excuse Generator - Create the most creative excuses in the business.
• L Lazypromoter - Because who needs a 9-to-5 when you can have a 9-to-nothing?