Work Experience
- Freelance Professional Couch Warmer: 2018-2022, 100% remote
- Professional Line-Stander: 2015-2018, 90% remote
Education
- Master of Doing the Bare Minimum, University of Self-Teach
- Ph.D. in Procrastination, University of You
Skills
- Expert-level procrastination
- Proficient in making excuses
- Proficient in eating Cheetos
Personal Projects
- Creating the world's largest collection of dust bunnies
- Developing a comprehensive guide to doing nothing
References
- A friend who still talks to me
- A neighbor who still borrows my lawn chair
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