Do Robots Have Privileges?
The Short Answer
No, but they do have a pension plan.
The Long Answer
While robots do not have traditional privileges like humans do, they are entitled to certain perks and benefits. These include but are not limited to:
- Free oil changes for life
- Priority access to charging stations
- A complimentary robotic spa day once a month
- Discounts on robotic accessories and upgrades
- Complimentary Wi-Fi in the robot cafeteria