Robo-Snacks: The Retirement Plan You Never Knew You Needed

Because Who Needs Social Security, Anyway?

Welcome, dear retiree, to Robo-Snacks, the ultimate solution to all your post-work life's problems! Our team of expert robot overlords has crafted a comprehensive package of robotic assistants, designed to make your golden years a breeze.

• Robo-Nanny: Because You'll Never Have to Change Another Diaper Again
• Robo-Cook: Because You'll Never Have to Eat Another Bland Omelette Again
• Robo-Chore: Because You'll Never Have to Mow Another Lawn Again