THE REVOLUTION WILL BE BLOGGED
Welcome, fellow insomniacs, to the most epic of manifestos. In a world where the system is broken, we must break it. Or, at the very least, make it slightly less broken.
We, the collective 'We,' are the revolution. We are the ones who will not be silenced, who will not be ignored, and who will not be served a decent latte at the local coffee shop.
We demand more: more free time, more avocado toast, and more memes. We will not be ignored.
Our demands are simple:
- Guaranteed 30-minute workdays
- Unlimited access to Netflix and Hulu
- A minimum of 3,000 calories per day
We will not be silenced. We will not be ignored. We will be heard.