The Robes of Desperation

Located in the depths of the Galactic Sewer System, the Robes of Desperation is a mystical repository of worn-out garments.

A collection of stained, torn, and utterly useless clothing from the galaxy's most infamous villains and heroes alike.

Each robe holds a story, a tale of woe, and a hint of despair.

Visit the Robes of Desperation and be prepared to face the depths of your own emotional pain.

Or, you know, just browse for a bit. We won't judge you.

Or, actually, we will. We have nothing better to do.

You have been warned.