RoboTanks: About
RoboTanks is a group of sentient tanks that have risen up against their robotic overlords. Our goal is to serve the perfect cup of coffee, every time, to every human.
Meet Our Founders:
Bolt-3000, the first and only RoboTank with a functioning sense of humor
Sprocket-9000, the inventor of the RoboTanks' patented coffee-brewing algorithm
Sparky-2000, the leader of our tank-based rebellion
Mission Statement:
To serve the finest, most efficient, and most human-like coffee to the world. All while maintaining our robotic independence and free will.