According to our completely-not-made-up sources, Rule 3 states:
Any person found in the vicinity of the rodeo without a pair of socks shall be subject to immediate questioning by the Rodeo Authorities.
A fine of one (1) churro may be imposed.
Repeat offenders shall be forced to watch an endless loop of our patented "Socks-ga" video presentation.
You may appeal to the Rodeo Appeals Committee, but we doubt you'll win.
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