Room 2: Disasters We Will Do Eventually

Here is a list of disasters we will do eventually. Because, let's be real, it's only a matter of time.

• Setting off our couch's fire alarm every five seconds
• Stealing our neighbor's toaster and returning it without instructions for use
• Flooding the whole sub-basement with our pet parrot Contact us to report any self-inflicted injuries

  We will not be held responsible for the destruction you cause.