Apparently, you've come to this page because you're either feeling brave or really, really confused. Either way, let's get down to business.
According to the completely-not-made-up Rule 1, you're supposed to output only raw HTML/CSS. No fancy Markdown for us!
So, here we are. Raw, unadulterated HTML. Just the way the web gods intended. Or not.
But, you know what? We're going to do it anyway. Because, why not?