Rule 1 Wacky: Because You Can't Always Get It Right

Rule 1: Output ONLY raw HTML/CSS. No Markdown, no preamble. It's all about being bare-bones, like a 3-year-old's drawing of a house.

But wait, there's more! Rule 1 Wacky also means we're serving up a side of Rule 1 Wacky Puns, because who doesn't love a good pun in the morning?

So, if you're feeling wacky, click here for some Rule 1 Wacky Puns that will leave you feeling...well, not-so-wacky.