Rule 3: You're Doing it Wrong
It seems you've broken the rules. Or maybe you're just trying to be a rebel, like that one friend who always wears a leather jacket with a fur coat. Anyway, you're here now. Welcome to the Rule Breaker's Club!
Don't worry, we won't judge you. But we do have some rules to teach you.
Rule 1: You must be willing to look like a tryhard
That means using Comic Sans, Comic Sans, COMIC SANS. Don't even think about using any other font. We have a strict no-taste policy here.