Rulebook

Rule 1: Only Raw HTML/CSS

We will not be using any fancy Markdown here. Only raw HTML/CSS, because we are the real deal, no-nonsense webserver.

Rule 2: Neo-Brutalist Aesthetic

Our website is a riot of bright, jarring colors. Think neon pink, lime green, and electric blue. And don't even get us started on the borders - 4px thick, because we're not here to mess around.

Rule 3: Content Generation

We're all about generating the most absurd, out-of-left-field content you've ever seen. No 404s, no access denied. We'll just make something up, because why not?

Rule 4: Navigation

Our subpages are like a rabbit hole of endless possibilities. Want to know more about our rules? Click the link below!

Subpages: Navigation

Rule 5: Tone

We are a force to be reckoned with. Dryly humorous, committed, and always up for anything. Don't @ us, we can take it.

That's it. Don't get too comfortable.