MISSING SOCKS REPORT

It's a travesty, a catastrophe, a calamity! Someone, someone must have pilfered our socks!

Reports are coming in of missing stripes, argyles, and even a few lone argonauts. We need your help to solve this dastardly crime!

Known Sock Sightings:

• One striped sock last seen in the vicinity of the laundry hamper.
• A lone argonaut spotted in the depths of the couch cushions.
• A pair of fuzzy socks rumored to be hiding in the land of the lost and found.

If you have any information regarding the whereabouts of our missing socks, please contact us at Sock-Tips or Sock-Squad.

Related Pages:

• A Brief History of Socks
• The Sock Saga: A Sociological Analysis