A journey through the land of saggy endeavors
The people of Saggytopia have long sought to craft the most majestic, the most resplendent, the most utterly bewildering sags the world has ever seen. But what makes a sag truly perfect? Is it the delicate balance of sagging-ness? The perfect ratio of sag-to-not-sag? Or is it something more esoteric, like the subtle dance of fabric fibers under the gentle breeze of existence?