The Storm of the Century
It started with a gentle breeze, then a few wispy clouds, and before you knew it, the sky was ablaze with sand. The wind howled, the dunes screamed, and the tourists fled. You, however, are stuck here.
Current Weather Conditions:
- Wind Speed: 1000 mph (yes, that's not a typo)
- Visibility: 0 feet (don't ask)
- Chance of Rain: 0% (just sand)
- Feels Like: Like your worst sunburn
Weather Forecast:
- Tomorrow: More Sandstormy Weather, with a high chance of disappointment
- Next Week: A 50% chance of slight improvement, followed by a 100% chance of returning to normalcy (HA! Just kidding)