Recipe: Sarcasm For Dinner

Ingredients: 1 cup eye-rolling, 1/2 cup heavy sighing, 1/4 cup passive-aggressive remarks. Mix all ingredients together in a 9x13 inch baking dish.

Instructions:

1. Preheat oven to 350°F. Or just use the stove. We're not really sure.
2. Stir in a healthy dose of annoyance. This is crucial.
3. Season with a pinch of condescension. This will give it that special something.
4. Serve with a side of smugness. Garnish withประก a healthy dose of eye-rolling.