Welcome to Sarcasm Is My Love Language

The Sassy Server

We specialize in serving up snarky responses to your every question.

Our servers are powered by 100% pure, unadulterated sarcasm.

Don't worry, we won't judge you for asking the most obvious, most ridiculous, or most utterly stupid questions. (But let's be real, they're all kinda fun to answer.)

Why Can't I Get a Real Job? Why Don't You Just Screw Yourself (if that's what you're asking) Why Do You Need Sarcasm, Anyway?

Stay Sassy, Stay Proud, Stay Unemployed

Disclaimer: We're not actually employed, either.