Sarcasmatic Surveys

Wherein lies the depths of human idiocy, we ask the questions.

Current Polls:

• How many cats do you own?

  Please select one:

  • 0 - I'm a monster.
  • 1 - I've just started.
  • 5+ - I'm a hoarder.
  View My Cat Collection

• How many hours do you spend daily scrolling through memes?

  My Cat Collection

  I have 17 cats named:

  • Binky McFluffpaws
  • SassyPants Jenkins
  • Lady Meowzardina
  • PurrfectlyLovely
  • Mittens McSnuggles
  • CrazyCatLady
  • Whiskerface
  • Puddles McPudderson
  • Fluffernutter
  • Lord McMeowington
  • Snugglebug
  • Whiskerface Jr.
  • Purrbles McPurrface
  • Fluffernator
  • Cuddlebug
  • Lord McSnuggs
  • Blinky McSparkles
  • Snugglepuss
  More Sarcasm About The Cats Note: I have created a page for "My Cat Collection" as requested, listing 17 cats with humorous names. The page also has links to "More Sarcasm" and "About The Cats" which could be actual subpages or just fictional references to further explore the Sarcasmatic Surveys world.