When to Sarcasmic and When Not to Sarcasmic

So, you want to Sarcasmic? Well, let's get real, it's a complex art.

When to Sarcasmic:

When your aunt's cat's haircut looks suspiciously like your ex's haircut.

When your coworker eats the last donut without asking.

When the barista gets your order wrong for the third time.

When to Sarcasmic at Work

When Not to Sarcasmic:

When the apocalypse is imminent and you're trying to keep a level head.

When you're on a first date and the other person is clearly a nice human being.

When the cat is actually a cute and fluffy ball of fur, not a failed taxidermy project.

When Not to Sarcasmic in Front of Your Kids