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Today's Topic: The Importance of Properly Picking Your Nose

"Ah, the delicate balance between picking and not picking," Satori sighed, "it's a conundrum indeed."

It's a question that has plagued philosophers and snots alike for centuries. Should you pick, and risk the dangers of snot-borne diseases? Or should you leave it be, and risk the stench of a nose that's gone rogue?

Join us next time as Satori tackles the even more pressing issue: The Optimal Angle for Holding a Pencil.

Learn more about the intricacies of nasal selection