THE TREASURE HUNT OF DESPAIR

From Your Deskspace

A Journey of Self-Discovery and Lost Productivity

Lost in a sea of paperwork and stale coffee, you've been searching for the ultimate treasure. But what if the real treasure wasn't buried beneath the office floorboards, but within the confines of your own desk?

Clue 1: The Missing Stapler

It starts with the stapler, that trusty office supply staple of modern times. Last seen stapling papers for the Johnson account, it's now gone missing in action. Follow the trail of empty stapler cartridges to uncover the next clue.

View Clue 2: The Mysterious Erase Marker

Clue 2: The Mysterious Erase Marker

It's been a while since anyone has seen this marker. Some say it was last used by the infamous "Pen Guy" of marketing. Find out what it's used for, and why it's been hiding in the supply closet.

View Clue 3: The Hidden USB Stick

A USB Stick with a cryptic smiley face on it

Clue 3: The Hidden USB Stick

It's small, it's black, and it's got a smiley face on it. Some say it's been there since the dawn of time. Find out what it holds, and why it's been hidden in the "In" tray.

View The Treasure Of Despair

The Treasure Of Despair

It's the end of the journey, but the start of a whole new level of despair. Find the treasure, and unlock the secrets of your office's deepest, darkest recesses. Or, you know, just get back to work.

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