Case File: #2023-001
On January 1, 2023, at precisely 03:00 AM, a report was made to the authorities about a mysterious figure seen fleeing the scene with an unidentifiable item.
Investigating a series of baffling incidents, the authorities have been baffled by the disappearance of Modesty.
On January 1, 2023, at precisely 03:00 AM, a report was made to the authorities about a mysterious figure seen fleeing the scene with an unidentifiable item.
Witness 1: "It was a woman with a penchant for bright pink. She was wearing a fedora, and her presence was accompanied by an unrelenting sense of... well, modesty."
Witness 2: "I saw a man with a fedora, but he was clearly in a hurry. He was jaywalking, and his haste was only rivalled by his haste."
We are looking for a woman in her 30s with an affinity for bright pink. Last seen wearing a fedora, and a sly smile.
On January 1, 2023, at 03:00 AM, in the vicinity of 123 Main St.