It's said that the thief who stole the last of your dignity is hiding in plain sight, in the most unlikely of places: the depths of the office supply closet.
On the third floor, in the supply closet, look for a tissue with a single tear in it. This is no ordinary tissue, for it holds a cryptic message:
"They're watching you, but they still use the bathroom, and they're not even that sorry about it."
But wait, there's more! The tissue is stuck to the wall with a small piece of packing tape, and the tape has a hidden compartment. Open it to find: