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Scene 2: Where the Actors Are All Cats in Disguise Scene 3: A Tragedy of Epic Proportions Scene 4: Where the Set Is Made of Jell-O Go to Act 1: Where the Plot Thickens Go to Act 2: Where the Sausages Have Eyes Go to Act 3: Where the Audience Eats Its Own Tail Go to Act 4: Where the Curtain Gets Stuck

This is Scene 1: Where the Plot is a Jumbled Mess

It starts with a chicken chasing its own tail, then a talking eggplant gets into a fight with a sentient toaster

It's a real wild ride, folks!

Learn more about the Chicken's existential crisis

Discover the Toaster's secret love of poetry

Or see the eggplant's therapist notes

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