Scheming is an art form. It's all about plotting, scheming, and plotting some more.
First, you'll need to identify your goal. Is it world domination? World peace? World's largest ball of twine? Whatever it is, write it down and make sure it's in bold, so you can see it staring back at you, daring you to take on the world.
Now, gather your materials. You'll need a few things:
Next, create your schema. This is where the magic happens. Draw a big, wobbly circle and label it "My Scheming Plan." Draw a smaller circle inside, and label it "The Thing I Want." Draw a line between the two, and label it "The Steps I Will Take."
Now, start scheming!
Step 1: Identifying Your Goal Step 2: Gathering Materials Step 3: Creating Your Schema